This movie is uncatagorizable as its really not a B movie but the costumes and the treatment of Shakespeare with a little modernization makes it just fucked up enough that B Movie Hellions might want to rent this one for a change of pace. Where else do you see motorcycles in one of Shakespeare’s stories? [...]
Number three unbelievably wraps up this Pirates story arc nicely and may be the best of the lot. More incredible FX, a plot with twists like a roller coaster, great fights, and salty sea dogs (did I just type that? Hahahaha!), give you more fun than a barrel of rum and a room full of [...]
1. Falling Down Michael Douglas is a mild-mannered guy with a screwed-on-tight haircut who’s had it with everybody — Latino gang members, an Asian shop owner, mighty-white golfers, even a surplus-store-owning Nazi. Crash would go on to win Oscar and Oprah acclaim for exploring the meaning of race, alienation and L.A. traffic, but remember: This [...]
Hell has opened wide again! I was subjected to a viewing of the sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was so very very bad. The plot goes something like this… 6 years after The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment continues the adventures of Brad and Janet back home in Denton which has [...]
Dont get this movie looking for the likes of Nick Cage or James Gandolfini or even The Machine! Looks like Sony bought the rights to distribute this film in hopes of pimping out the popularity of the original 8mm. This film tries to be an erotic thriller and it succeeds only as a softcore porn flick. If [...]
Extramarital – Rated R – Runtime: 90min Starring: Traci Lords , Jeff Fahey, and a bunch of unknowns. See Traci Lords in a “Thriller” about a magazine reporter assigned to cover a woman of mystery that has the perfect affiar.“What will be will be”.. And you won’t get to see Traci in all of her [...]
Sgt Kabukiman NYPD – Rated NR – Runtime: 104 min Starring: Rick Gianasi , Susan Byun , Bill Weeden , Thomas Crnkovich , Larry Robinson , Noble Lee Lester , Brick Bronsky , Pamela Alster Move over Toxic Avenger! Theres a new super hero in the Tromaverse. See a bumbling NY cop accidentally transformed into [...]
Bubba Ho-Tep Rated R Run Time 92 minutes Starring: Bruce Campbell , Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce Rating R Bruce Campbell stays true to his roots and trades in his boomstick for a TCB medallion and a walker. This film answers questions such as … If Elvis isn’t dead where is he? Did JFK really die [...]
